Congratulations on 1 Year with Happen To Your Career!
Woohoo! You've earned your Red Swingline Stapler!
We're a better team with you here! We're super excited to celebrate your first anniversary with you!
Take a picture of your new Red Stapler in it's new home and post it in the #Woohoo slack channel so that we can celebrate along with you! (And on any other social media you feel like you need to share your new stapler)
Don't worry we will never take your stapler from you, you've earned it! (Plus then you'll never have to burn down a building like Milton from Office Space!)
Take 5 minutes and watch all the Milton clips below (BTW if you've never seen Office Space) email email@example.com and we'll buy you a copy superfast so that we can fix that pronto!